Morning Shitpost (car related update)

"smobgirl" (smobgirl) 04/05/2018 at 13:53 • Filed to: None

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There is a pile of poopy toilet paper NEXT to the toilet in our (shared) office bathroom.

THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH PEOPLE?!?

Ok random update, our building owner is outside now AND HE HAS A FISKER

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > smobgirl 04/05/2018 at 13:57

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Is this in the women’s restroom? or is it shared? Either way it’s messed up, but just curious.

smobgirl > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 04/05/2018 at 13:59

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Women’s, theoretically. By shared I meant that it’s a bathroom in an office building with many tenants, some client-facing. Also people will randomly wander in from the Walmart across the street to “bathe” in our bathrooms.

Chariotoflove > smobgirl 04/05/2018 at 14:08

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I can’t even. I’d be looking at people in the hall wondering which is the animal.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > smobgirl 04/05/2018 at 14:09

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The answer to that is “a lot”

Fun (not actually fun) poop story...I used to work at a testing facility and next door was a training facility for our products. One of the maintenance workers who cleaned the bathrooms told me that anytime they had customers from India that night they would inevitably be cleaning poop smeared bathroom stall walls. My only plausible explanation I can come up with is they have never used toilet paper before...but still you think you’d be able to deduce why it’s hanging next to the toilet.

RPM esq. > smobgirl 04/05/2018 at 14:10

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Look for the visitor from one of the many, many countries in the world where you can’t flush toilet paper and a wastebasket is provided in every toilet stall to dispose of it.

smobgirl > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 04/05/2018 at 14:10

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I have previously gone downstairs to use the restroom and found an entire stall covered in diarrhea.

We are moving to a locked building soon and I really can’t wait.

So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky > smobgirl 04/05/2018 at 14:11

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We use to have that issue sometimes when we had the assembly plant people visit from Mexico. Apparently it’s pretty common for the plumbing to not be able to handle the toilet paper so they have a little waste basket next to all the toilets (which I can vouch for) for it and if not they will leave it on the floor because that is a better option than clogging up the plumbing for the whole plant.

So what you might have is a cultural misunderstanding. On the other hand you might just have someone who knows better but is disgusting.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > smobgirl 04/05/2018 at 14:11

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got a greek colleague?

(it was him/her)(in greece they normally have a little bin next to toilet for that shit tho)

Klaus Schmoll > smobgirl 04/05/2018 at 15:07

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As others have mentioned, in some countries the plumbing as so bad that it can’t take TP. WTF????

Also why is that fat, balding dude smashing rocks in the parking lot?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > smobgirl 04/05/2018 at 15:12

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I used to work in a large office building, I frequently had to go to another floor to find a bathroom subtitle for usage (ie playing solitaire on my phone). It baffles me how inconsiderate people are. Do they shit on the floor of their own home? I think not.

smobgirl > Klaus Schmoll 04/05/2018 at 15:39

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Hahaha he’s actually the building owner, he’s on the phone complaining that the rocks aren’t where he wanted them.

Matt Nichelson > smobgirl 04/05/2018 at 15:58

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He looks like he’s mid fall and realizing the rock he grabbed isn’t gonna help save him. Also, that sign makes me feel like if somebody walked in they would just get yelled at by the people inside for driving like an idiot and then be told to leave.

MoCamino > smobgirl 04/05/2018 at 16:38

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I’ve seen the same before and always wondered why. The “they came from places where the plumbing couldn’t handle the paper” explanation makes sense.

With that said, I’ve see far worse. In my first job out of college I worked in the Engineering department at a manufacturing plant in a small Midwest town. Some great people lived in the area, and some of them worked at the plant. Unfortunately, there were also some really backwards, backwoods people that gave credence to the phrase “the gene pool needs some chlorine”. Don’t get me wrong, I grew up in small rural towns and some of the residents are the best. But like anywhere else, some just make you shake your head.

Like any other manufacturing plant, there were always folks on the floor that were unhappy with “Management” about something. (They weren’t always wrong.) One summer someone decided to voice their frustration by periodically taking a dump on the floor in the bathroom - inside the stall, right next to the toilet - but on the floor .

Needless to say, the custodial staff wasn’t happy. They didn’t get paid enough to deal with that crap. The first time or two it was written up to “somebody’s mad, they’ll get over it”. Announcements were made about how it was unacceptable and to report to management if you knew who it was - but nobody would snitch.

After it happened several times over the span of a couple weeks, everyone was fed up. The decision was made that until it stopped, everyone in the plant would participate in a rotation where they were responsible for cleaning the bathroom. Assembly personnel, Engineering staff, office workers - everyone. Strangely enough, it never happened again.

I always figured there was some big burly dude who knew exactly who the culprit was and explained in no uncertain terms that if said burly dude had to clean a toilet, it would be with the perpetrator’s face. 

ranwhenparked > smobgirl 04/05/2018 at 18:19

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Ordinarily, I’d say handle it with a passive aggressive note taped above the espresso machine, but that won’t work if the bathroom’s open to the public.

smobgirl > ranwhenparked 04/05/2018 at 18:27

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Hahahahahaha espresso machine! Maybe at corporate. They also get new company cars every 3 years and we’re driving an 11 year old Jetta with $7k in hail damage.

ranwhenparked > smobgirl 04/05/2018 at 18:32

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You need to be more creative. Surely there’s a budget line item somewhere that you could hide a few hundred dollars in for a lower end Lavazza.

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > smobgirl 04/05/2018 at 18:33

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Nice park job.